So, I was interviewed on the Contessa blog, but because of a miscommunication, the old version was posted. Just in case anyone is interested, this was the final:
“Rats.” – the LintKing
“Rats?” I paused. “Was that `wererats,’ or `Rats, I don’t know?'”
“Wererats. I’ve never been aware of a ‘were-shuckydarn.'”
Or the Shi’ir coincidence:
“I went to this orgy, and it was SO embarrassing…everyone had on the same thing: a birthday suit!”
Queer Eye of Sauron
“Queer Eye of Sauron?”
[said in response]
“Okay, this is a nice valley you have here, but you’re not DOING anything with it. So first thing, we’re going to carpet it with orcs. I mean, orcs as far as you can see, OK? They’re a great mud-green color that will set off your mountains perfectly, so I think they’re just the thing. Now, about these big walls you’ve got going here. It’s like, you’re trying to keep everybody OUT, do you see what I’m saying here? So they’ve obviously got to come down…”
(Meera says, “This is Visine. Now, you can get this at any drugstore, and you just drop it in like this…”)
About Satyr from the PoB/WoS game.
“Anyone who would apply the principles of alchemy to his fashion sense is definitely scary.”
“Fancy a game of chess?” Lilt asks. She almost always loses.
Marten lays back on the bed, closing his eyes. “Alright,” he agrees, and then, referring to some of Lilt’s `house rules’, suggests, “And your knights may be of the Silver Lake, but rooks cannot fly, and do please consider playing such that your King and Queen are getting along.”